The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? Death. Is that a bonus?

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way. Then you live in an old persons home. You get kicked out when you get too young. You get a gold watch. You go to work. You work for forty years until you are ready to enjoy retirement. You party. You get ready for high school. You enjoy life. Then you go to grade school. You become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a child, and then a baby. You return to a womb, and spend your final nine months floating.

And then you finish off as an orgasm. 

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